Food Rules

Yes, I am a very picky eater. OK, that is a complete lie. However, I do have some rules around what I will eat. My food rules are simple:

  1. Don’t eat anything larger than your head.
  2. Don’t eat any non-vegetables or non-fruit that is still technically alive.
  3. Don’t eat a species that you might be related to.
  4. Don’t eat anything that looks like it could have fallen out of a cow’s nose or rear end.
  5. Don’t eat anything that smells like it could have fallen out of a cow’s nose or read end.
  6. Don’t eat insects unless they are covered in chocolate, and then only one or two.
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